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1997 ARCHIVE

12/25/97 ... Mr. Swan scuttles all notions about living long and well

12/24/97 ... Lonely giraffe gets e-mail, while doc gets private parts

12/23/97 ... 'Voice of Reporter-News' is hanging it up at year's end

12/22/97 ... New police chief is prepared for all crises - even UFOs

12/18/97 ... Opera star's rumored visit heavy on the enchilada sauce

12/17/97 ... Governor narrowly misses chance to meet common man

12/16/97 ... Rehab president worried necktie party was in the offing

12/15/97 ... McMurry basketball players take trip back into history

12/11/97 ... McMurry students quit studying history, began eating it

12/10/97 ... No massacres to mess up Fort Griffin's Christmas event

12/9/97 ... Billie Sol Estes' presence still makes for lively theater

12/8/97 ... Hawley kids playing Santa with carousel rocking horse

12/4/97 ... Art students figure Gypsy Ted would be proud of them

12/3/97 ... Jones County judge sometimes finds self doing KP duty

12/2/97 ... Downtown group is better now that Dobermans gone

11/27/97 ... Holiday light display in Eula is more than just a hobby

11/26/97 ... Child prodigy to perform during Thanksgiving dinner

11/25/97 ... Biography on long-dead Texan proved mighty expensive

11/24/97 ... Chinese oater kept veteran horseman busier than usual

11/20/97 ... 'Lovebirds' tying knot 57 years after dating each other

11/19/97 ... Fruitcake business undeterred by condescending jokes

11/18/97 ... Editor's endless visions changed newspaper and its staff

11/14/97 ... Western author is terribly glad to hear he's so profound

11/13/97 ... Food fights clearly out of the question at these homes

11/12/97 ... Leading opponents of library may have T-shirts coming

11/11/97 ... Campaign to help 'Bart' is already reaching new heights

11/10/97 ... John Schneider fan from Holland finds a kindred soul

10/29/87 ... Students kept novelist-to-be from pussyfooting around

10/28/97 ... Veteran Texas Ranger up to his neck in mesquite beans

10/27/97 ... Judge's girls putting old man through wedding wringer

10/23/97 ... Dillards have made historic Sayles house part of family

10/22/97 ... Abilenians don't know their landmarks like they should

10/21/97 ... A.C. Greene elaborates on all the silliness in journalism

10/20/97 ... Whatever else you do, don't give this guy your car keys

10/16/97 ... Decades-old love scandal headed for 'retrial' in Albany

10/15/97 ... World War II ship overdid it when ordering toilet paper

10/14/97 ... Big-city journalists discover peanuts don't grow on trees

10/13/97 ... Albany folks taking a cue from Burma Shave campaign

10/9/91 ... Book answers age-old question of why girls 'go wrong'

10/8/97 ... Grandpa's teeth pocketed by fellow visiting Grandma

10/7/97 ... Young footballer finds plenty of excitement on sidelines

10/6/97 ... Famous steak proprietor may be serving up 'Texas tea'

10/3/97 ... 'English cowboy' learns acceptable lingo to 'talk Texan'

10/2/97 ... Patton's men returning to place they've tried to forget

10/1/97 ... Weatherford gets 'horse jump' on title Abilene deserves

9/29/97 ... Author takes on topic baffling to kids and adults alike

9/25/97 ... Bible Belt Brewers bunch would rather brew than stew

9/24/97 ... Crape myrtle 'sex scandal' prompts laughter across state

9/23/97 ... 'Floral goddess' promises to do all but 'smell the roses'

9/22/97 ... Gathering will find some cowpokes moving a bit slower

9/18/97 ... Local man marks Las Vegas holiday by tackling thief

9/17/97 ... Marijuana sweet potato may leave next fair up in smoke

9/16/97 ... Coleman resident hits the open highway in his '60 Olds

9/15/97 ... Parade official: 'A cart! A cart! My kingdom for a cart!'

9/11/97 ... Vietnam veterans clean up settlers' final resting place

9/10/97 ... Popular TV weatherman returning to air minus veggies

9/9/97 ... Abilene High senior class officers are old hands at job

9/8/97 ... Old Glory exes still flying, despite town's flagging days

9/4/97 ... LULAC tourney has everyone crying 'foul' occasionally

9/3/97 ... Even Julius Caesar is part of Williams family reunions

9/2/97 ... Local child hair-stylist getting hair-raising education

9/1/97 ... Fortunately, the enemy gave little resistance to Denny

8/28/97 ... Area band director's peers tooting his own horn

8/27/97 ... Phone technology ringing in new times at newspaper

8/26/97 ... HSU Cowgirls mostly history, but 'Stomp' is still afoot

8/25/97 ... Potosi Methodists endure Baptist sermon for film's sake

8/21/97 ... Roughnecks from the '80s boom had own code of honor

8/20/97 ... Fortunately for public, Elvis sightings in area were few

8/19/97 ... Mall employee gets her wish with a wedding at the mall

8/18/97 ... Chimp driving truck but one example of life on the road

8/6/97 ... Mystery of Abilene's Everman Park is finally cleared up

8/05/97 ... Unconventional Don Dudley finally gets his new 'barn'

8/04/97 ... Bicycling trio found best of America, even in Canada

7/31/97 ... New book celebrates old Stephens County shutterbug

7/30/97 ... Snake sideshow almost eclipsed Long John for attention

7/29/97 ... Altrusa members fight the heat, roaches and themselves

7/28/97 ... Lost funeral ashes only one chapter in woman's life

7/24/97 ... Fish-loving 'pond lady' ever ready to jump in the lake

7/23/97 ... Departing weatherman learns the truth about Shawville

7/22/97 ... In Hollywood, even Ninja Turtles are close to the divine

7/21/97 ... Even after the lights went out, the card game continued

7/9/97 ... Anson veteran finds self honored by patriotic strangers

7/8/97 ... Weatherman's widow brews up a colorful past in novel

7/7/97 ... 'Fishing buddies' learn they have more in common than fish

7/4/97 ...Chuck Yeager swapped his uniform for ice cream recipe

7/3/97 ... Park ranger-turned-cowboy poet nearly got 'stretched'

7/2/97 ... All ears were cocked for Holyfield-Tyson rematch result

7/1/97 ... No cream-corn wrestling is slated at the new Knockers

6/26/97 ... Eddie Cantor's favorite jokes part of library book sale

6/25/97 ... Odessa Baptists never had chance to be bored in Albany

6/24/97 ... Air Force pilot gets asked often about famous granddad

6/23/97 ... Gift was 'icing on the cake' for Darrell and Lynon

6/19/97 ... A.C. Greene just part of the weekend's entertainment

6/18/97 ... Abilenians were anything but easy on boiled crawdads

6/17/97 ... Man's father was Hollywood's 'boot-maker to the stars'

6/16/97 ... Mayor had a little explaining to do at giant garage sale

6/12/97 ... Newspaperman shows other side of controversial figure

6/11/97 ... Sonny Jones' vintage fire truck lit up AHS class reunion

6/10/97 ... Local church youths are brightening up Houston scene

6/9/97 ... Lefty Walker's pals meet more often than some families

6/5/97 ... Town fire truck leads way for funeral of fireman's wife

6/4/97 ... Hacksaws, plug outlets baffled evening's dinner guests

6/3/97 ... Amelia Earhart's Abilene crash didn't lose her any fans

6/2/97 ... Lovesick cowboy possibly ruined for life in French club

5/29/97 ... Man 'cooks up' tale of all-night barbecuing at cemetery

5/28/97 ... Downtown valet parking idea hasn't gotten in gear yet

5/27/97 ... Miss Opal's pet cemetery is also the place for memories

5/26/97 ... Dan Garcia worthy of being remembered with war dead

5/22/97 ... Cowboy poet not adverse to reciting in unusual venues

5/21/97 ... There'll be no more free lunches in Callahan County

5/20/97 ... 'True Women' actor no stranger to Breckenridge crowd

5/19/97 ... Clear Fork cowboys get 'shot up' by quick-draw ladies

5/15/97 ... Breckenridge cobbler meets himself coming and going

5/14/97 ... Elvis Presley got the last laugh on old school classmates

5/13/97 ... Everman Park named for somebody who never existed?

5/12/97 ... Local mom is never without a flock to mother for long

5/8/97 ... HSU's horsewomen sweeten Doc's ride into the sunset

5/7/97 ... Lass who filled in for Bob Hope at last gets thanked

5/6/97 ... Ghost didn't chase off the senator but caretaker sure did

5/5/97 ... Abilene 'meat man' getting to the heart of the business

5/1/97 ... Republic of Texas bunch is little late for its referendum

4/30/97 ... Golfer with one club and a screwdriver fooled them all

4/29/97 ... Say, haven't we seen that crazy face before around here?

4/28/97 ... Mattie McGlotten says she's at last hanging up her hats

4/24/97 ... Kids set congressman straight on drugs and TAAS tests

4/23/97 ... Dr. Oh finds old stomping ground still a friendly place

4/22/97 ... 'Bill Clinton Fish' was catch of the day at Cooper High

4/16/97 ... Life at Watt Matthews' Lambshead sure to be quieter

4/10/97 ... Area teen given straight haircut despite howls of protest

4/8/97 ... Family chicken houses become part of academic study

4/7/97 ... Columnist's weekend outing quickly goes to the dogs

4/3/97 ... Vacationing couple finds St. Anthony's rate irresistable

4/2/97 ... Wylie Junior High youths win big at 'Vegas Vacation'

4/1/97 ... Weiner dog 'Arthur' does bit during Business Expo '97

3/31/97 ... Woman's loud screams took care of varmint problems

3/27/97 ... Famed Albany rancher's diary getting a good going over

3/26/97 ... Preservation officials seeking couple with 'outside kids'

3/25/97 ... Cats better not make pests of selves around Kem Miller

3/24/97 ... 'Momma Sudbrock' keeps 6-foot rattlesnake under bed

3/20/97 ... How far can you get with a salesman named Slick Sides?

3/19/97 ... Local contractor keeping our area's cedar-hackers busy

3/18/97 ... Old mechanic has yet to give up his grease monkey ways

3/17/97 ... Redneck and High Maintenance Woman getting laughs

3/13/97 ... Bride turns absolutely sheepish for her wedding photos

3/12/97 ... Shrine clowns left town without any charges being filed

3/11/97 ... Songwriter's friends and associates left him in the dark

3/10/97 ... Grandfather likely to find self in doghouse eventually

3/6/97 ... Talespinners in back won't let sculptor get 'big head'

3/5/97 ... Almost everybody has seen 'Mrs. S' in her nightclothes

3/4/97 ... 'Tape pals' finally put faces to long-cherished voices

3/3/97 ... New mortician tells truth under full moon in cemetery

2/27/97 ... Taylor Elementary youth's questions have 'em stumped

2/26/97 ... Upcoming wedding nuptials are founded on 'lot of bull'

2/25/97 ... Two decades after retirement, he still drops by his office

2/24/97 ... Curtis Caffey rode herd over some of country's big stars

2/20/97 ... Rodeo cowboy was undone by sabotaged chocolate cake

2/19/97 ... Howard Payne chancellor shows beloved wife no mercy

2/18/97 ... Bovine eyeballs, intestinal worms just part of the show

2/17/97 ... Buffalo Gap folks thrilled about town's new entryway

2/13/97 ... Barbershoppers will likely skip aerobics class this year

2/12/97 ... Kilt-wearing Scotsman's secret safe with Peter Jennings

2/11/97 ... Famed Albany rancher kept ceremony short but sweet

2/10/97 ... 'Friend of Bill' viewed inauguration in relative comfort

2/6/97 ... Rodeo highlights included truth about Marilyn Monroe

2/5/97 ... Attorney's 'good taste' leads him to stand by restaurant

2/4/97 ... At least unwanted guests didn't stick around for dinner

2/3/97 ... At least David Copperfield didn't make limo disappear

1/30/97 ... McMurry students looking beyond mere names on wall

1/29/97 ... Barbecue baron is having identity crisis with new place

1/28/97 ... Former Dallas radio personality kept show on the road

1/27/97 ... Gamut of emotion expected for traveling Vietnam wall

1/23/97 ... Lloyds of London done checking out kick-happy youth

1/22/97 ... Mourners had no doubt about Stormy's denomination

1/21/97 ... Outgoing senator gets himself 'plugged and abandoned'

1/20/97 ... Neighbors warned to flee area during Super Bowl game

1/16/97 ... Weather-telling turtles still leave Charlie Jordan baffled

1/15/97 ... All marriages should last longer than a holiday fruitcake

1/14/97 ... Telethon had some celebrities nobody even knew about

1/13/97 ... Seagoing lass plans to 'make tracks' in friend's memory

1/9/97 ... Texas weather proved bit too much for ol' Grim Reaper

1/8/97 ... Some concern expressed for helpless 'chocolate turtles'

1/7/97 ... Banking executive's reputation is 'on the line' this week

1/6/97 ... Obsession with Roby Millionaires Club slides into 1997

1/2/97 ... Ranger townfolks hope to turn their community around

1/1/97 ... Mandy Ellis left her lipstick marks on astonished horse



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